Gameshow Hosts, Gene Hunt and The Heist

Hello and welcomes, this is my bloggings, it is good. *in stereotypical eastern European accent. Its been rather a dull week really nothing of any significance has happened in my world. So I apologise now if the blog is not up to its usual standard. I've noticed though that I seem to be turning into some sort of gameshow host at work. Since I've taken over the sales team, I've been providing them with their figures and targets. And because of the competitive nature of salespeople (you know its true) I'm often asked repeatedly during a day for an update on the scores. "please Dean what are the current scores?". "Well I can tell you now that its been a close run thing this week, I hope that you've enjoyed it, I know I have. And our series winner is ............." Just a shame I don't have any prizes to give away. "Well done you've you won a weekend for two in ...... Cleethorpes". Oh well at least I wont have to get a perma tan to appear on TV (Bonus).

I've been doing a lot of research this week for the companies upcoming 30th birthday. (See the Bullseye Motor Stores facebook page and twitter feed for more details.) But this means (for those of you who can do maths) that I've been stuck in the 1980's, a bit like "Alex Drake" from "ashes to ashes". I'm not going to remind you of the eighties by mentioning stuff on here (See Bullseye Feed for that treat), but my office has been rocking to the sounds and sights of the era. Unfortunately unlike Gene Hunt I don't have a great big red quattro to drive around in, and I don't get to run around the streets toting a big gun. In fact its actually nothing like ashes to ashes. Its more like a nerd sat at his desk watching you tube videos of Charles and Di's wedding. Shame I know as I would make it look good.

This morning I've been the victim of a dastardly plot, to rob me of my inventive genius. and to be honest It was pulled off successfully by the master criminal that is Sam Smith. Now I don't normally like to name drop (Unless your paying me) but it was like something out of a James Bond film. I don't know how much time and effort he spent putting his evil plan together, but it was a stroke of genius and I salute his ingenuity. Basically I got a phone call of my manager this morning that he wanted a chat to go over some stuff together, Me expecting the call, thought  nothing about it and that it was all routine. No whilst I was out of the office, the rest of the staff informed Sam I was out and he crept into my office, logged onto my computer, and stole some files onto his USB stick. Like I said it reads like a spy thriller. But do you want to know what was stolen. My papercraft plans for the mcclaren mp4-4 that I plan to build. Because I wouldn't tell him where I downloaded them from. The genius plan was hatched. Sam I salute you, but you will pay, yes you will pay MUHAHAHAHA !!!

Its time to go now, don't be sad i'll be back next week. and you can always comment .....